Here's my new social secretary, busy answering emails and making appointments. Her salary requirement included goldfish crackers, pomegranates and an occasional fig newton. The benefit package is quite comprehensive, including naps, an assortment of toys and books and substantial vacation and personal time to be spent at her grandparents. I wish she had been around to negotiate my former employment contracts. Corporate life would have been much more enjoyable with a mid-day nap and play time.
2 comments:
SO funny! I loved the substantial vacation part...hilarious!
If your company's ever hiring, I'd love an interview... That benefits package is really appealing! :)
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